"Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever."
"I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a saturday night."
"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I don't believe in the after life. although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
(I LOVE YOU)
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